Thursday, 2 August 2012
It's up to you, Moo York, Moo York . . . .
The G's jokes are starting to get a bit better . . . .
This is thanks, in the main, to her current favourite dessert item. Yoghurt, bizarrely, is helping her to make some much-needed improvements to her comedic routine. Inspiration indeed can be found in the strangest places.
Places as unexpected as the packaging of Yeo Valley's recently-rebranded Yeotubes. You see, each tube features a rather splendid joke - each one bovine-themed. For instance:
Q) How does a farmer count his herd?
A) With a cowculator.
Q) Where do cows go for school trips?
A) To a mooseum.
Needless to say, The B&G both think these are hilarious.
The B likes to await the punchline, but The joke-mad G prefers to predict.
"Where do cows go on holiday?" I asked her at the dinner table a little earlier this evening.
She thought about this for a moment, before suggesting Moo Land.
The prescribed punchline was, in fact, Moo York. But The G's version received a far bigger laugh . . . .