THE B: "I had a silly dream last night . . . . You were in it, and Mummy, and The G . . . . I pushed The G . . . . and there was a dinosaur, and money came out of his mouth . . . . and then I had a cake, a carrot cake, it was . . . . and then I went back to find the dinosaur and I played with it and I went to a golf bit . . . . and there was a big hill and we all climbed up there . . . . and then I pushed The G again."
There followed a short pause to enable us to process all this information.
THE G (an aggrieved look on her face): "That's naughty!"