This is The B&G Raw, the uncut version.
This is I.T.O.W.W.
This is In Their Own Words Week.
THE G (watching me cook): "Is that worms, Daddy?"
ME: "It isn't worms, no."
THE G: "What is it, Daddy?"
ME: "It's pork mince."
THE G (looking sceptical): "It looks like worms."
ME: "It isn't worms."
THE B (disgusted face): "Yuck! I don't eat worms, Daddy. That's horrible."
ME (growing ever-more exasperated): "It isn't worms."
THE B (dubious): "What are you making?"
THE G (sceptical expression back) : "It hasn't got peas in, has it?"